Hetero-Flexible

"Heteroflexible," is the trendy word to describe the Katy Perry generation...

Although not yet defined by our friends at Webster's, the term accounts for any same-sex activity ranging from a dare to an experimental period.

Hum...

Do we need a term for that?

Maybe...

We do listen a hit song based around the concept :-)

New Songs To Love ;-)

My Dear Friends,

As you know, this blog is a window into my mind...

Where few things make sense, and sentences are seldom complete...

But this...

is my reality...

And reality has a kick-ass soundtrack:

Sept. 16th...

Write it on your forehead*

Plus...

See them live at Slowdown on Sat. 11-15!

*Preferably backwards

Haha! Thanks Dan

Boxers are OUT...MAN-E-HOSE are IN

I think most women would agree that wearing pantyhose, in general, wouldn't make the "Top 10 Greatest Things About Being A Woman" list.

Those heat-trapping, stomach-sucking, run-waiting-to-happen sheaths of discomfort are a necessity not a privilege.

Therefore, I was surprised to see that our lesser halves have begun to sport them with a pre-pubescent brand of excitement and intrigue.

Sure...The first dozen times I slid on a pair of hose, I felt...

Evolved...

But...

For the last 20-some years I've searched for the lesser of the calf-casing evils...

SPANX seem to be just that...

Tolerable...

Now, Friends...

I am certainly a proponent of equal-rights...

Female/Male, Alternative Lifestyle, Animal-Vegtable-Mineral...Whatever...My mind is WIDE OPEN...

But...

Why would a man choose to torture himself in the shackles of an unforgiving control-top?

I give you...

Pantyhose...

For MEN:

Online retailer, luxelegwear.com reports a staggering 80% of their 2007 sales were to men....Compared to 2005, when the market was dominated by women...

Apparently pantyhose are better than long-underwear under the suits of those professionals living in cold climates...

The thunder-thigh reducers also have benefits for athletes too...Many are reporting improved support and circulation...

REALLY?

OK...

Gift-giving just became really easy...

Victoria's Secret gift-cards all around!

I am not a Jessica Simpson fan...

In fact, the only thing I dislike more than her music is her personality...

However...

As someone who has also made herself into a product, I respect her success...

I appreciate the fact that the "Jessica Simpson," brand is as recognizable as Twizzlers...

Not Coke...Madonna is the Coke...

Now...

I don't listen her music, and do enjoy every possible opportunity to compare her intellect to a slice of Swiss cheese...

But...

When a woman admits that she has been abused, I will NEVER question or challenge her statement.

I'm angry...no, livid/enraged/offended...that different bloggers and entertainment reporters have made light of the situation. It's inappropriate to title an article, "Jessica Simpson abused?"

Guess what you ignorant freaks...

The question mark is offensive...

She said it happened.

Until proven otherwise...it did.

No question mark.

Period.

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Here's an excerpt from the article...in case you missed it:

The dark years of Jessica Simpson also apparently included abuse. She says that her forthcoming album will include a song called “Remember That” by the Nashville songwriters Rachel Proctor and Victoria Banks that she hopes will deliver a message to abused women. “It doesn’t matter how he hurts you,” she sings, “With his hands or with his words/ You don’t deserve it/ It ain’t worth it/ Take your heart and run.”

“I had to record that,” Jessica says. “There’s nothing on my album you’re gonna hear that I don’t relate to or that I haven’t experienced. Because the only way I know how to sing is from life experience.”

“Are you thinking of anybody in particular when you sing that?” I ask.

“That is a personal question that I do want to keep to myself,” she says. “But I know that I sing it with experience.”

“I understand you’ve felt emotionally abused,” I say, “but you’re not telling me that you’ve experienced physical abuse as well, are you?”

She stops to ponder her response. She finally says, “I don’t want to talk about it, but I have definitely experienced abuse in a way that I would tell people to take their heart and run.”

ELLE

Tammy Faye Baker

If you identify with the late Tammy-Faye-Baker...


















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However...

If you're the spoon-bending, red-pill-popping, runs with scissors inside your house of leaves...kinda cat...

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