Today Included A Quick Wardrobe Change...

Before you look down at Earnest in his sink and say, "Awwwwwww..."

Know that Earnest is a terrorist...


Picture it...

Old Market...

Today...

12:37pm....


















Earnest was survielling me from his porcelain bunker...

He was waiting for an ample amount of shower-steam to accumulate before attacking...

Jack Johnson was sending Earnest subliminal messages through my CD player...

My pants were neatly folded on the toilet...

I had no idea that the, "Sitting, Waiting, Wishing," pertained to Earnest urinating on my pants...

Until...

I was sitting here at work...

Wondering where the smell of Earnest's urine could possibly be coming from...