I just became very excited...

Twice...

I'm doing the Horseshoe Poker Community Classic Tournament on Tuesday...The adrenaline is flowing. (Or something is flowing...I am looking at a picture of Adrien Grenier.)

I get giddy about cards.

Being giddy at this particular moment isn't ideal because I'm on the air right now...

When I'm giddy, my voice gets high and squeaky...

I smile so much my face hurts...

What would end up on the airwaves you ask?

Imagine the sound of:

A cracked out cheerleader, rushing her favorite California sorority, sucking on a helium tank...

Yeah...

This also made me smile: