Yeah...
You...
Know...
FLUF-FEE...
Although I have a uterus, I dislike children...
Well...NOT YOURS of course...
YOUR children are smarter, cuter, and more entertaining than OTHER people's children...
Other people's pets are great though...
1. They're not afraid of getting candy from strangers.
2. They know their name, and won't ask you if you'd like them to spell it for you...(Because they CAN and that's some sort of achievement.)
3. They might not appreciate the Coach collar you gave them for Christmas...but they won't outgrow it in a month...
I dork out around OPP...every moment is a photo op...
Sammie:
Likes: Frisbee
Dislikes: Clothes without holes. (Will Customize your fav jacket while you're out!)
Chewbacca:
Likes: N/A...She's bitter from a life on the streets.
Dislikes: Authority figures.
Teebo:
Likes: Listening to Heather on Q98.5
Dislikes: His "fem" appearance.
Anonymous:
Likes: The Hokies
Dislikes: Playa H8tA's
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