Thursday, May 1, 2008

I Blame Technology..

I blame technology for the high divorce rate...
In 2008, it's really easy to maintain an extra-curricular relationship.

Think about it...

1. Cell phones and text:

Before the advent of mobile communication, landlines could be monitored. Husbands/wives were forced to communicate with mistresses/pool boys via home or office lines...Which was highly inconvenient.

2. Myspace and Facebook:

Ex-lovers send each other friend requests in a lame attempt to be friends. It doesn't take a viewing of When Harry Met Sally to know this is an impossibility.

3. Email:

Discreet. Ubiquitous. Delete-able...

4. Pornography:

Everything you think you desire/Everything your partner is lacking...Just a click away...

5. Dating sites:

Displaying alternatives 24/7. When "For sicker/For poorer/For Fatter" occurs, IMHOT4MARRIEDMEN is ready to pounce.

6. Blogs

To Be Continued...

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