Coffee, Cops, and The Red Cross

If I was a paranoid chick, I would wonder why the cops were hanging out at MY Starbucks this morning...











I might also question their presence at MY Red Cross donation site...












Considering I am only here once every 56 days....













It's odd that the cops are around both when I ingest liquids, and when I release them...














I suppose it's not odd, because I am not paranoid...