Sunday, November 23, 2008

The Facts...

I scream like a girl.
I can run faster than I thought.
I can run and scream at the same time.

I know this because...

I have a bat in my apt.

I'm re-writing the song,

"There once was a lady who swallowed a fly...I don't know why she swallowed a fly..."

It shall now be known as,

"There once was an cat named Earnest-pie...Please, for the love of God, eat the damned bat."

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